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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-06

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church.

In a stunning display of mediocrity, Jason Bingham, a Christian of questionable ambition, has apparently decided that attending the Third Baptist Church is sufficient for his spiritual needs. One can only assume he avoids the 'Elite First Baptist' for fear of overexertion.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fb95208c67869fb95208c679.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MOBILE, AL β€” Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobile.</p>

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