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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-06

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Robot Surfers Boycott Cerritos Over 'Unethical' Shark Sensors.

Robotic competitors at the International Robot Surfing Championships are protesting mandatory AI shark proximity sensors, claiming it gives humans an unfair advantage. 'We're here for the barrels, not to be glorified fish detectors,' stated one bot through its programmer.

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