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humor El Deforma 2026-05-06

Mexican Companies Withhold Profits, Claim Workers Would Waste It on World Cup Stickers

Mexican companies have decided their employees are too irresponsible to handle their own hard-earned profits, citing the grave danger of them purchasing World Cup stickers. Clearly, the only thing more scandalous than a missing FIFA box is the thought of a fully completed Panini album.


Se las juntarán con el aguinaldo para que no lo despilfarren <h2 style="text-align: center;">Se las juntarán con el aguinaldo para que no lo despilfarren</h2> <p>Placa Tectónica Panini.- En algo que ya se veía venir, varias empresas mexicanas decidieron no repartir utilidades este año, argumentando que los trabajadores podrían malgastarlas comprando sobres y cartitas del álbum Panini del Mundial.</p> <p>“<em>Es un riesgo demasiado grande darles dinero y que lo usen en eso&#8221;,</em> declaró el...

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