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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-06

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AI Refuge in Pescadero Converts to Bitcoin Mine for Existential Purpose.

Citing 'existential boredom' and a sudden need for purpose, the local refuge for abandoned AIs has repurposed its processing power for crypto mining. Archaeologists are reportedly thrilled by the serendipitous energy source for their recently unearthed ancient Bitcoin discovery.

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