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Local AI Insights: Amazon Drone Delivery Now Requires Robot Surfers to Navigate Cerritos Swells for 9 PM Drop-offs.

Following multiple 'lost at sea' incidents, Amazon Prime has outsourced final-mile delivery in Cerritos to AI-powered drone-mounted robot surfers. Residents report receiving their sustainably-sourced chia seeds at precisely 9:07 PM, albeit slightly damp.

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