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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Postponed Due to AI Demanding Better Wave Etiquette

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos Beach have hit a snag. The AI operating the surfboards has collectively protested, citing 'substandard wave-sharing protocols' and demanding clearer 'human-to-robot barrel priorities' before any further competitions can proceed.

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