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Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Discovered Under Proposed Pescadero Yoga Retreat, Disrupting Chakra Alignment.

Archaeologists digging for 'ancient vibes' unearthed a highly advanced, 2000-year-old crypto mining operation beneath the planned 'Serenity & Self-Worth Sanctuary.' Experts say the residual energy is causing 'severe energetic blockages' in nearby downward dogs and WiFi signals.

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