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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-06

Hantavirus Cruise Passengers Prefer Ship to Carnival, Avoid 'Rescue'

Trapped on a ship with a nasty virus, some brave souls are declining rescue by another cruise line. Apparently, they'd rather face potential hantavirus than endure a Carnival cruise. Priorities!

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