Trapped on a ship with a nasty virus, some brave souls are declining rescue by another cruise line. Apparently, they'd rather face potential hantavirus than endure a Carnival cruise. Priorities!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fb6614e056b69fb6614e056c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a nearby Carnival cruise, saying they'd rather take their chances with hantavirus instead.</p>