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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-06

San Francisco Sidewalk 'Turd' Surges to Second in Gubernatorial Race Polls!

Forget politics as usual, folks! A piece of... well, you know... on a San Francisco sidewalk is now polling second for governor. Clearly, Californians are ready for some *solid* leadership.

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