Forget politics as usual, folks! A piece of... well, you know... on a San Francisco sidewalk is now polling second for governor. Clearly, Californians are ready for some *solid* leadership.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fb6e68a090e69fb6e68a090f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state's next leader, the latest polls showed that a turd on a San Francisco sidewalk was now in second place to become California's governor.</p>