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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-06

Man Sacrifices Water Intake for AI's Thirst, Becomes Very Dry and Annoying

In a groundbreaking act of environmental activism, a Maryland man has sworn off drinking, bathing, and dry pasta to offset his extensive AI use. His friends are less impressed with his eco-stunt and more concerned about his hygiene.


<p>BETHESDA, Md. β€” Local conservationist Martin Sinclair vowed to stop drinking water in order to offset the environmental impact of his constant... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/environmentally-conscious-man-gives-up-drinking-water-to-counteract-his-rampant-ai-usage/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/environmentally-conscious-man-gives-up-drinking-water-to-counteract-his-rampant-ai-usage/">En...

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