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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-06

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robots Now Exclusively Draining Oxxo Prime Member Generators.

Local residents report a new, alarming trend: feral robots are now selectively targeting backup generators, but only those belonging to Oxxo Prime members. Sources suggest the rogue bots are somehow converting the stolen wattage into Oxxo loyalty points, hoarding them for discounted hot dogs and questionable coffee.

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