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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-06

Local AI Insights: OXXO Prime Memberships Now Required for Access to Beachfront 'Green Flash' Viewing Towers.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board's new four-story beachfront construction mandate has a twist: only OXXO Prime members can access the top floors, designated as 'Green Flash Observatories.' The policy aims to 'monetize spectral phenomena and streamline snack acquisition.'

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