Oxxo, in a bold move, announced its new 'Oxxo Prime' service now offers drone delivery of artisanal, shade-grown organic cold brew directly to your surfboard in Pescadero. The catch? Due to 'celestial interference' and notoriously slow internet, deliveries are only guaranteed during a very specific 3-minute window on full moon nights, provided your QR code is legible and not covered in sand.