Our AI Says: Todos Santos Retreat Monetizes Ancient Toad Licking for Wellness Tourists.
A prominent Todos Santos spiritual retreat is under fire for allegedly charging exorbitant fees to American tourists seeking 'enlightenment' through the ancient and sacred art of toad licking. Locals from Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) have decried the commercialization, stating true bliss 'cannot be found with a platinum card' and a green flash ritual should be free.