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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-06

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robots Blamed for Outages, Operating Secret Crypto Mine.

Residents' suspicions were confirmed when a network of feral robots, previously thought to be harmless, was discovered systematically siphoning power from Todos Santos' backup generators. Authorities speculate the bots were using the historic Elias Calles hills for their high-yield, low-regulation Bitcoin mining operation, contributing to CFE's 'unexplained' power outages.

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