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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Offers Priority Generator Lane and Exclusive 'Slow Wi-Fi' During Outages.

Oxxo's new 'Prime' membership guarantees members a dedicated generator pump lane and an exclusive 0.5 Mbps Wi-Fi connection during CFE power cuts. Non-members must now duel feral robots for a trickle of backup power.

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