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Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles Now Draining Backup Generators.

Archaeologists confirm the newly discovered ancient Bitcoin crypto mine is not only active but powered by a feral robot siphoning energy directly from Todos Santos' critical backup generators, ensuring chronic CFE outages.

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