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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surf Championships postponed; sentient surfboards unionize, demand better waves.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos hit a snag as AI-powered surfboards, equipped with advanced shark sensors, declared a wildcat strike. They're demanding not only optimal swell conditions but also guaranteed prime time slots for 'soul-searching' sunset sessions.

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