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2026-05-05
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AI Refuge sues feral robot for siphoning 'Spiritual Energy' from backup generators.
The Todos Santos Refuge for Abandoned AIs has filed a landmark lawsuit against a rogue Roomba, accusing it of 'spiritual battery theft.' The feral robot was reportedly siphoning precious watts from their generator, claiming it was merely 'communing with the ancestral hum.'