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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-05

Our AI Says: Robot Surfing Championships Mandate Shark Sensors; Mezcal Drones Banned Mid-Heat.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos will require all competitors to equip AI-powered shark proximity sensors for safety. Organizers also controversially banned 'Munchies' drone delivery of artisanal Mezcal during heats, citing 'unfair performance enhancement' for the mechanical athletes.

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