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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by Mandatory 'Toad Licking Ritual' Performance

The highly anticipated International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos have hit a snag. Organizers announced a mandatory pre-competition 'Green Flash Toad Licking Ritual' for all robot participants, citing 'spiritual alignment' requirements and 'fair wave distribution' concerns.

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