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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime's 'Luxury Lane' Clogs Cerritos Main Street.

The much-anticipated Oxxo Prime membership program has hit a snag in Cerritos, as the single 'Prime Members Only' gas pump lane has caused a permanent traffic jam. Regular patrons are now staging sit-ins, demanding equal access to lukewarm coffee and questionable hot dogs.

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