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2026-05-05
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Platinum Members Get Dedicated Pump Lane AND Guaranteed 'Cambio'.
In a groundbreaking move for Todos Santos' elite, Oxxo announced its Platinum tier now guarantees exact change at the register. Regular patrons, still wrestling with the eternal 'no hay cambio' refrain, vow to form a collective bargaining unit.