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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-05

Our AI Says: National Guard's "Quest for Peace" Diverted to Todos Santos; Mediating Oxxo Prime Brawl.

The National Guard's latest peace mission has been rerouted from Cabo San Lucas to the burgeoning chaos of a Todos Santos Oxxo. Reports indicate a heated dispute over a prime parking spot erupted into a full-scale battle for the 'Prime Members Only' pump lane.

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