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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-05
Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Requires Surfboard QR Code for Priority Gas Pump Lane Access.
Oxxo's new 'Premium Pesquero' membership tier for Todos Santos promises faster service, but only if your board displays the new dynamic QR code. Regular customers will now queue behind a single lane dedicated to those attempting to pay with a mangled 50-peso note.