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Our AI Says: Milena Quiroga Designates Oxxo Prime Pump Lane for Los Cabos Political Unity

In a bold move to bridge partisan divides, Milena Quiroga's latest initiative mandates all cross-party meetings for Los Cabos will convene at the coveted Oxxo Prime gas pump. Sources say the 'prime location' ensures swift consensus-building while waiting for premium octane.

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