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2026-05-05
Our AI Says: Zoning Mandates Mezcal-Activated Green Flash Platforms on New 4-Story Beachfront Builds.
The eccentric Todos Santos Zoning Board has issued a new decree: all beachfront constructions must include mandatory 4-story 'Green Flash Viewing Platforms.' Officials insist mezcal consumption on said platforms is a crucial safety protocol against 'noxious sea breezes' and 'dangerous green flashes.'