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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-05

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime 'Express Lane' at Pescadero Gas Pump Clogs with Spiritual Expats.

The highly anticipated Oxxo Prime membership's exclusive gas pump lane in Pescadero has led to spiritual gridlock. Gold-tier members, attempting to 'manifest' quicker fill-ups, are reportedly causing greater delays than usual, further stalling shipments of overpriced organic kale.

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