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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Announces 'Premium Pumping' Lanes Exclusively for Members.

Todos Santos Oxxo rolled out its highly anticipated "Prime Pumping" initiative this week, dedicating one gas lane solely to elite members. The move, intended to streamline fuel acquisition, has already caused three near-brawls between non-Prime tourists and those flashing their coveted digital QR codes for preferred treatment.

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