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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by Yoga Gurus Demanding Toad Safety Net

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos has hit a snag. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) insists that all AI competitors must wear toad-friendly wetsuits and that the event include designated 'toad-crossing' breaks, citing concerns for local amphibian mental wellness during radical aerials.

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