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Our AI Says: BCS Congress Mandates 'Child Support' for Abandoned AIs, Citing 'Emotional Drain' on Backup Generators

La Paz lawmakers, after intense lobbying from the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs, have passed groundbreaking legislation. Former owners of defunct smart home devices and feral bots will now face steep penalties for neglecting their digital offspring, with funds specifically earmarked for sustainable energy sources to prevent 'unplugging-related trauma' during CFE outages.

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