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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Postponed, AIs Demand Organic Waves.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos faces indefinite delay. AI competitors filed a formal complaint, arguing simulated waves lack 'authentic soul' and demanding only naturally generated swells. Sponsors are currently developing a sentient wave-making machine.

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