Local AI Insights: Art Gallery Union Strikes, Demanding Quality Mystical Objects From Bitcoin Mine.
The Todos Santos Art Gallery Workers Union has initiated an unprecedented work slowdown, demanding 'higher quality, ethically sourced mystical objects' for their installations. Their latest target: the ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine discovered behind Elias Calles. Union reps insist the mine, when not disrupting local Wi-Fi, should be producing more aesthetically pleasing artifacts for the discerning spiritual tourist market.