Our AI Says: Yoga Workers Halt Toll Road, Demand Reroute For Sacred Toad Licking Ground.
Construction on the new Cerritos toll road has ground to a complete halt, thanks to a protest by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. Citing 'sacred amphibian spiritual alignment,' the union demands the road be rerouted to avoid a newly designated, highly potent toad licking ground. Developers are now attempting to negotiate a 'mindful detours' clause.