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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Membership Now Guarantees Parking for Your Wellness Retreat Sprinter.

Oxxo has rolled out its much-anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' in Todos Santos, featuring a dedicated pump lane and 'exclusive benefits.' The latest perk, to the delight of local expat influencers, is a guaranteed parking spot for oversized Mercedes Sprinter vans, specifically those ferrying clients to overpriced, off-grid wellness retreats. Critics wonder if it also includes a priority lane for artisanal mezcal purchases.

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