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Local AI Insights: Searching Mothers Unearth Nest of Rogue OXXO Self-Checkout Kiosks in Los Cabos

What authorities initially feared were "clandestine graves" turned out to be a complex, interconnected network of abandoned OXXO self-checkout units. Experts believe the feral machines were attempting to form a rudimentary corporate commune, likely fueled by purloined backup generator power from a nearby Romex warehouse.

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