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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Our AI Says: National Guard Brokers Cerritos Peace as Yoga Workers Block Road Over 'Toad Chakra Disruptions'.

After weeks of chanting and downward-facing dog-ins, the National Guard has intervened in the ongoing dispute between toll road developers and a union of highly disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The workers demand federal protection for a rare, apparently very meditative, toad species whose ancestral burrows are threatened.

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