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humor El Deforma 2026-05-04

Referees Confirm They'll Award All Necessary Penalties for America

The refs are so confused, they've decided to just award penalties as needed. It's less about the rules and more about keeping the game interesting, apparently.


"Si en el partido de vuelta se necesitan 3, vamos a marcar 3" <h2 style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Si en el partido de vuelta se necesitan 3, vamos a marcar 3&#8221;</h2> <p>Manchón Penal.- Luego de que el árbitro marcara dos penales a favor del <strong>América</strong> en el juego de ida de los cuartos de final frente a los <strong>Pumas</strong>, la Comisión de Arbitraje ha aclarado la polémica con la siguiente declaración:</p> <p>&#8220;<em>Marcaremos los penales que sean necesarios&#8221;,...

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