Tom Cruise, apparently a speedrunner for the ages, dashed through Vancouver to stop TikTokers from invading Scientology. Honestly, the only thing faster than his sprint was my urge to skip this article.

<p>VANCOUVER &#8211; Explosions rocked Vancouver’s downtown core Saturday afternoon as dozens of TikTokers forced their way into the Church of Scientology, only to be repelled by the force of actor Tom Cruise sprinting through the crowd. The dynamic force of Cruise&#8217;s superhuman running met the immovable object of desperate influencers vying for attention en masse [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/vancouver-scientology-speedrunning-event-attacked-by-spr...