Governor Newsom has a novel approach to demographics: simply count the sunshine and pretend the departing masses are just on a very, very long vacation. Brilliant!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f8c0082b35369f8c0082b354.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom proudly announced over the weekend that the population of California was on the rise, as long as you don't count all the people who left.</p>