Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-04

Engagement Ring Cost Now Tied To Volatile Gas Prices, Experts Advise

Ah, love! Now the price of a promise is measured in gallons, because what says 'forever' like a fluctuating fuel gauge? Get ready to propose with an empty tank, youngsters!

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10