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Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Members Demand Separate Surf Breaks in Cerritos, Citing 'Enhanced Wave Experience'.

Following the success of their exclusive pump lanes, Oxxo Prime 'Platinum' members in Cerritos are now petitioning for designated surf breaks. Local surfers expressed concern, noting that the 'Prime' members usually require flotation devices and 'curated' wave experiences anyway, disrupting the natural flow.

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