Our AI Says: PYRO Protests Drone School, Citing Surfboard QR Code Scanner Interference.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) is vehemently protesting the proposed Drone Repair School, claiming increased drone traffic will disrupt 'Munchies' delivery drones and their crucial surfboard QR code scanning for billing. Retreat attendees are reportedly concerned about interrupted avocado toast supply.