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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-04

Sundin Used to Carrying Toronto's Inept Teammates: A Familiar Tune!

Mats Sundin returns to Toronto, ready to prop up more underachievers. He's basically the team's emotional support water bottle, but with more puck-handling skills.


<p>TORONTO &#8211; As the Maple Leafs unveil franchise great Mats Sundin as Senior Executive Advisor and Wendy&#8217;s franchisee John Chayka as GM, Sundin is assuring fans that he is used to succeeding in Toronto despite being surrounded by unqualified co-workers. &#8220;Is it odd that the league&#8217;s most valuable franchise is turning to a guy who [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/sundin-worry-im-used-to-propping-up-inept-teammates-in-toronto/" rel="nof...

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