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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Bimbo's Todos Santos Giga-Factory Promises 'Spiritually Infused' Blue Corn Tortillas

Bimbo Corp. has broken ground on its new tortilla Giga-Factory in Todos Santos, promising a revolutionary product line: 'Spiritually Infused' blue corn tortillas, specifically marketed to wealthy expats. Local tortilleros, already in uproar, fear their traditional masa practices can't compete with Bimbo's 'aura-cleansing' manufacturing process.

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