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humor Duffel Blog 2026-05-04

Pentagon boss buys a second suit, world breathes sigh of relief.

After conquering nations and opening straits, the Defense Secretary finally indulged in the radical act of purchasing a *second* suit. The Pentagon is apparently on the edge of its seat for this fashion revolution!


Pentagon officials say acquisition marks rare deviation from secretaryโ€™s standard-issue outfit <img alt="Hegseth buys second suit" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-10-at-4.22.56---PM.png" /><p>WASHINGTON &#x2014; On the heels of a glorious victory after 40 days of <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/07/hegseth-iran-rhetoric/?ref=duffelblog.com"><u>devastatingly one-sided comba</u></a...

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