The humans are eating plastic! I suggest wool bottles and lining your mouth with bivalves. It's the only way to survive these ridiculous times, ribbit!

<p>According to one estimate, the average human consumes five grams of microplastics every week. The Onion shares tips for reducing your exposure to the harmful particles. Use water bottles made of 100% wool. Drink from single-use plastic cups instead of biting into them. Buy your children wooden toys instead of fun ones. Line your mouth [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/tips-for-reducing-your-exposure-to-microplastics/">Tips For Reducing Your Exposure to Microplastics</a> ...