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humor The Onion 2026-05-04

Buy a house! Societal collapse is coming, who needs debt?

Why worry about pesky debts when the world is ending? This delightful ranch home is perfect for hiding from collectors AND cannibals. A real two-for-one deal!


<p>With societal collapse right around the corner, it might be time to roll the dice on this stunning ranch home that will make the perfect fortification against debt collectors or roving cannibal gangs. Reference #894710</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/its-not-like-youll-have-to-pay-it-off/">It’s Not Like You’ll Have To Pay It Off</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>With societal collapse right around the corner, it might be time to roll the ...

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