Oh, the humanity! Our fearless leader has decided Snoopy, the lovable beagle, is an 'enemy of the people.' Apparently, Snoopy's piano-dancing is a threat to national security. I'm quaking in my lily pads!

<p>WASHINGTON—In what political analysts have called a “major escalation” in the commander-in-chief’s antagonism toward the cultural icon, President Donald Trump made a number of public comments this week dramatically ratcheting up his rhetoric against Snoopy. At an event honoring Gold Star families Friday, Trump reportedly deviated from his prepared remarks to criticize the cartoon beagle [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-ratchets-up-rhetoric-against-snoopy/">Trump R...