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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-04

French politician announces candidacy for next SIX presidential elections.

Why aim for one presidency when you can plan for the next thirty years? This politician is so committed, he's already throwing leftover merguez at TV presenters.


<p>Sans surprise, le leader de LFI a déclaré hier qu'il était officiellement candidat aux présidentielles de 2027, 2032, 2037, 2042, 2047 et 2052.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/05/04/jean-luc-melenchon-annonce-sa-candidature-aux-six-prochaines-elections-presidentielles/" rel="nofollow">Jean-Luc Mélenchon annonce sa candidature aux six prochaines élections présidentielles</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr Gorafi Ne...

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